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You're Cordially Invited to the Ball of the Season!
Be welcome at the noble House Capulet as they throw open their doors for a lavish masquerade; an evening of music, indulgence, and masked delight. Within these storied halls, you're bid to wander freely: to dance, to listen, and to lose yourself among strangers. Adorn thyself in finest attire, don thy mask and if you be not of the House of Montague, you are welcome here.
Yet beyond the walls of House Capulet lies another Verona for those bold, or foolish enough, to go looking.
They say the House of Montague has fallen quiet of late. Curtains drawn. Voices lowered to whispers. A sickness, perhaps? Lady Montague has not been seen in some time.
And Mantua have you heard of it? Not the city you would find on a map. Something nearer. A place tucked just beyond the edge of polite society, where the night grows thick and time loses its manners. Music pulses through its rooms, and those who cross its threshold seldom return unchanged. There are hands that read what lingers upon your skin, eyes that see too much, and remedies offered for any ailment; provided your coin, or your courage, holds.
You may pass between these worlds as you will. Follow the music or the silence. Chase the laughter or the rumor. Linger where you are welcomed or where you are not. For before the evening is through, you may find yourself standing between love and ruin. Or life and death.
Welcome to Romeo and Juliet. An immersive event at House Capulet.
📅 Dates & Times
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Wednesday, November 25 – 6:30pm
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Friday, November 27 – 6:30pm
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Saturday, November 28 – 6:30pm
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Sunday, November 29 – 1pm
📍 Venue
Stimson Green Mansion
1204 Minor Ave, Seattle, WA 98101
Age Recommendation: Due to mature themes and content, attendees must be 18 years or older to attend.

Ho ho! Come in, and know me better, friend! You’re in for a jolly good time at A Burlesque Muppet Christmas Carol! Get ready to embark on a festive journey through this beloved holiday tale, reimagined with a playful, burlesque twist. This is a night where the laughter is hearty, the performances are merry, and the spirit of the season shines brighter than ever!
📅 Date: Saturday, December 26, 2026
🕖 Time: Doors open at 6:30 PM Show at 7PM
📍 Location: TBD
Event Highlights:
🎭 Muppet Merriment: From Kermit to Miss Piggy (with a saucy twist), your favorite characters come alive in a holiday cabaret bursting with music, comedy, and burlesque magic.
🎄 Festive Cheer: Celebrate the season with a show that’s equal parts naughty and nice — perfect for warming even Scrooge’s icy heart.
📅 Date: Sunday, December 27, 2026
🕖 Time: Doors open at 12:30 PM Show at 1PM
📍 Location: TBD
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